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Fallows's Parents

James Fallows was asked by Terry Gross why he wrote about his dad's death on his blog.  I'm taking this as wise advice:

As my siblings have taken turns cleaning out our dad's house, they have come across hundreds of pictures that none of us had ever seen before. Parents are always old to their children. When parents have lived to an objectively advanced age and then physically run down, as my dad did, it is startling to be reminded how vigorous and, yes, beautiful they had once been. My mom and dad's youth is what we are discovering after their deaths.

The Significance of the Pickle

The Cheerful Ranter tackles Christmas tree removal:

As I was happily schlepping the tree out to the back porch (shedding a forrest of needles along the hall), Jo informed me that there was still an ornament on the tree.  I noted this information and continued down the hall.  Jo then (a bit impatiently, I may add) ordered me to stop so she could remove said ornament.  Again, it never ceases to amaze me why The Wife can't simply tell me what she wants in the first place.

Yeah, I've made that same mistake with CR myself.  I specifically remember going over to the University President's house on a rainy day and pointing out to CR, while I rigorously wiped my feet on the welcome mat, that the house had white carpeting .  "Yes, it's very nice," he said.  And when we left, it was obvious where CR had trod thru the house.  My bad, of course.

97018b I stopped and she removed the pickle.  The pickle is a green glass pickle.  Seems the Germans (whacky Germans) hide a pickle (a real one) in the tree and the lucky (uh?) kid who finds the pickle gets to eat it!  Mmmm, pine-needle coated gross pickle!  The Germans would have had a loooooong wait in my house: 

Fritz:  I have the pickle in the Tannenbaum gehidden!
Me:  Hey, different strokes.
Fritz:  You are to be it seeking!
Me:  Uh.  I'll be right on that.
Fritz:  It is der KristmasPicklechen!  It is leckerlich!  Seek it!  Seek it now!
Me, using "shake and gravity" method to find pickle: Here you are, Fritz.  Enjoy.


Suggestion to Freaksworthy for next year: hide a candy bar in the plastic pickle.  I predict it will suddenly be as obvious as the nose on his face.

(CR, hilarious story, btw.)

Mu: Kittens Cause All the World's Problems

Kittens-cups One final escalation.

Latenight Jonesing

Weeds is some funny serious shit, man.

The Global Warming Debate Goes Daffy

From contributor Jed L. at Daily Kos:

Remember just a few days ago when the entire Flat Earth Society Conservative Establishment was gleefully cheering on the "heavy" snow to hit Las Vegas and other unlikely parts of the country?

You know how each and every last one of them prattled forth about how this wintertime snowfall proved that global warming was a hoax?

Well, you don't hear much from any them now that a rash of high temperatures is sweeping the country from the midwest to the southeast and threatening to unleash widespread flooding, do you?

Not a peep on Drudge Report, the assignment editor for the Anti-Science Society of America. Not a word from the other wingnuts.

Because the truth doesn't fit their narrative.

Horrible way to argue and something that's becoming a pet peeve.  If the "entire Conservative Establishment" is such-n-such, how hard would it be to hyperlink to examples?  If you're going to tar your opponents with the "Flat Earth Society" label, how about arguing in a manner that real scientists would be proud of-- producing evidence, for instance?

True, the rest of the article provides hyperlinks concerning the two-day warming aberation, but that's a red herring, a resort to the manner of responsible argumentation while failing to argue responsibly.  A two-day weather system tells us next to nothing about the legitimacy of Global Warming claims.  In fact, the "Flat Earth Society" opposition has a better argument if, as I suspect, this has been a generally cold winter across the country.  At least, they'd have an entire season of data points.

Not that I'd pay any attention to an entire season of data points, either.  Claiming that man-made pollutants in our atmosphere (high levels of carbon dioxide and methane) are causing specific weather changes over a decade-- let alone over a season or two days-- is suspicious behavior.  Huge amounts of resources go into predicting our economy, which strikes me as less complex than weather, and still our leaders are blind-sided.  It's bad enough that people are taking computer models of Global Warming so seriously but even worse when folks like this poster go far beyond what the models claim.

Scientific measurements are indicating high levels of carbon dioxide and methane in our atmosphere.  We need to spend some resources making sure the measurements are legitimate.  And, while we're doing that we need to find ways of reducing our carbon and methane footprints-- not because we know what these man-made greenhouse gasses will do to us-- but because we really don't know.

Brand New Christmas

Metro.uk.co reports:

Russell Brand dug deep into his pockets to make a homeless man's Christmas dreams come true with a £500 cash gift.
Brand reduced the man to tears after he offered to buy him a train ticket home up north for the Christmas holidays to see his parents, onlookers say.

The controversial comedian's gesture came after the man triedto sell him a copy of The Big Issue.

Despite buying a copy the day before Brand stunned the man by pulling out some Christmas cash.

'Russell was about to enter Harrods when he was approached by a Big Issue vendor', says one shopper.

'The man told Russell he wanted to go home for Christmas but couldn't afford it', said the witness.

'So Russell dug deep into his pocket, giving him the money to take a train to see his elderly parents in the north of England.'

'The man was reduced to tears, telling Russell he had made his Christmas.'

Russell, 33, continued his day by enjoying a play at the Lyric theatre with a mystery blonde.


Just looking this report over, it doesn't look like Brand did anything to bring attention to this gift.

Ornaments

Cattree This is precious.

Of course, full-grown Maine Coon Cats couldn't pull that off unless your Christmas tree were put together with steel beams.

Child-rearing, the Ombudsman Way

N500117806_1311253_8859 6a00d8341bf83d53ef00e54f7139758833-800wi I love that facial expression.

"Fairytale of New York", a Christmas Carol


It was Christmas Eve babe In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one Came in eighteen to one

I've got a feeling This year's for me and you

So happy Christmas I love you baby
I can see a better time When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging, All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out For Christmas day

You're a bumYou're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last

I could have been someone Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me When I first found you
I kept them with me babe I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone I've built my dreams around you

Rob Roy

Caught the 1995 movie version with Liam Neeson.  The landscape, at least, was accurate.  Landscape was gorgeous, too.  Not that you can eat the son of a whore.